A fork of Rural Dictionary
A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.
I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.
Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).
A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.
Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!