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The explosive mondo dukes that result from... a. Too much nicotine b. Pod that does not suit the respiratory system (e-cigarettes) c. Being incapable to handle nicotine in the body, and thus exits through an explosion out of one’s anus
Damn... I just went through a whole pod and had the worst nic shits of my life! Bitch sorry about your toilet it was like a grenade blast in that shit. I’ll pay half for a new can.
1. (n) The gigantic shits that you take after a large meal, eg) post-thanksgiving dinner.
Aw jeez, Martin, I just dropped a mondo duke in your toilet and I broke sea level! Anyways where’s your plunger?
Another term for “Vape.” Commonly used by nicotine addicts when asking to hit another man’s nicotine device.
Jamal: Yo Quantisha, may I acquire a suck from your yeefer my dear friend? Quantisha: Nigga ur a Jew.
The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.
Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck