Country Dictionary

n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over. These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.

You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.) Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)

n. Twenty-four hour cycle of sleeplessness experienced by video gamers, fuelled by caffeine and energy drinks.

Hey. You sleeping? Sorry. That turkey sandwich I ate is screwing with my cir-game-ian rhythm.

n. Urinary tract fire extinguisher; antibiotics.

It burns when I pee. Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.

n. A generous gratuity left by a customer in a restaurant, prompted by the waiter or waitress flirting outrageously. This may include social engineering tactics such as holding eye contact, smiling with teeth showing and touching the customer's arm. In the case of a waitress and a male customer, for instance, the rule of thumb is: the higher on the arm the touch occurs and the firmer the pressure, the larger the flirtip will be. A casual brush of the customer's hand may generate a small flirtip, while a firm grasp of the upper arm can result in absurdly grandiose returns.

You're leaving a hundred bucks on a fifty dollar meal? Don't you think you're overdoing the flirtip?

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

1. v. To save the content of an instant messaging chat and forward it to management, betraying a co-worker. 2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.

Hey, where you going with your stuff? Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it. Did she chat rat you? Yep. She's a total chat rat.

n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.

Oh my God. That... is... a... guy. Buddy, sit down. You're going into rearview shock!