A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. The smiling, standing coma most adults enter as an enthusiastic ten year old describes his exploits in a video game.
Uh, better get Justin away from Grandma. He's been telling her about Modern Warfare 2 for fifteen minutes and she's gone into a state of game-olepsy.
1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil. 2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp. All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.
Why are you limping? I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.