A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees
Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well. Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing. Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.
When stress things like job, money, family etc. get to be too much and you (like Fiona Gallagher) have a breakdown/crying jag that lasts 10-15 seconds or less and then you recompose because life doesn't stop and shit has to get done. Present tense: Having a Fiona moment.
Person 1: How's it going? Person 2: Oh, you know: Mom's in the hospital and I still haven't gotten a job. I broke down for a few seconds this morning but I quickly got it together. Person 1: Had yourself a Fiona moment, huh? Person 2: Yep.
Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized? Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
Noun, the current crop of man bun, skinny jeans protestor who blocks streets and acts tough in a group, but gets knocked out when they try and go 1 on 1.
Vet 1: Did you see that stupid punk who tried to grab Vet 3s Trump sign? Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying? Vet 1: That's...him? Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.
So much drama and tragedy rolled into one...or, in other words: drama+tragedy=drajity because people would constantly sound the g like a hard g, as in geyser, goat, Gollum instead of a soft g as in tragedy, gym, Nazi Germany. Hence: Drajity instead of dragity.
This whole "He's not MY president!" , protesting, Lego, Coloring Book, Etc., Safety Room horseshit is just another example of libabsurd drajity
What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.
Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German. You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk. Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.
Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.
Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?" Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."