Country Dictionary

Funky lookin'

You

You a funky lookin' motha fucka.

U.F.O

Unidentified Flying Ostrich

Omg look at that U.F.O I thought they were flightless!

Whale

Your mom.

Your mom is a little whale bro.

Penal Cavity

The cavity inside your penis. Also called the urethra, it is used to eject wastes, which come in the form of urine, or ejaculate semen. The urethra is on average about 20 cm long.

I felt a sharp pain in my penal cavity. I think I have a kidney stone.

Banana

What humans originated from

We evolved from bananas.

Pop music

Oops, did you mean to type in poop music?

Person #1: I hate poop music.
Person #2: Don't you mean pop music?