A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ava is the worst person you could ever encounter. Ava is a demon worshipper, Who loves Kanye and is a nazi. She's covered in crinklesnoop's skin cells which are purple in colour and gives off a stench of cat piss (courtesy of crinklesnoop)
Ava: THE ARYAN RACE WILL BE THE ONLY RACE.
Sane person: GET AWAY YOU KANYE LOVER
unpenis is a verb. when you unpenis someone it means to cut off their penis. haha bye bye penis. this could be while they're going beddy byes or when they're wide awake.
me; haha unpenis *cuts off penis*
sam: oh no my penis *bleeds to death because bye bye penis*
People with this name are so sexy, dominant and hot. They dominate people 24/7 and get all the bitches because of their elite level of sexiness. They use shantarla pheromones to attract submissive and breedable people for them to dominate. They have aggressive dominant urges at all times that they need to keep at bay.
violet: yesterday some person named shantarla dominated me
sam; omg me too, it might've been the same shantarla!
he has the biggest boobs in the universe, and they stores all his rage in them, hence why they're so big. she is a big whore. ricky has all the genitals. all. of. them. including yours, they're ricky's genitals, don't get it twisted. ricky loves jojo siwa and trisha paytas and cupcakke and kayne west. ricky is a devoted pirbian. ricky is the definition of sexy. ricky is ricky.
ricky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *beats sam with rizz*
sam: augh
A crinklesnoop is an ugly, purple, lanky demon from hell that reeks of cat piss and has eyes the size of large marbles, no soul can be found behind those marble sized eyes, he killed the dinosaurs. He's extremely sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, xenophobic and hates every human on the planet earth except for his for his Demon worshipping, Kanye loving, nazi owner, Ava.
Rando:Oh my golly gosher is that crinklesnoop?
Sane person: ew get that dinosaur destroyer away from me!
its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity
sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!
sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.
sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3