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Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle? Joe: yeah man John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 03, 2020