Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dumbteeto

A dumb dumb; one who spews nonsense, foolhardy info or just doesn’t plain old wrong ass shit. But additionally either detriments their own position, or sounds truly dumb in said announcement

Good god, look who’s really the dumbteeto. You!

Wow, you really are dumbteeto. No question. You’re comments are uproarious to the nature of your crummy beliefs

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Dagbeet

A true kook; one who doesn’t contribute whatsoever, yet appears there right in front of you as if their purpose was to merely annoy!

For earth and heaven, your friend is nothing but a lame ass Dagbeet!

Jesus, Dagbeet central over here! What y’all even doin??!

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Kook tower

One who absolutely is a lame loser. With a high level of operation, yet is very low-functioning in adulthood.

Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself

Kook tower! You’re at the top!!
Good god how did all these kook towers erect so quickly!

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Wrinkletang

Never giving a good reason for why you hate your neighbor

God damnit! I’m such a lil wrinkletang to my neighbor. Even tho I’ve got all these kooks suckleing on my teeters.

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Wordzilla

Straight up for sure.

Legit and absolutely

Without having to worry about anything weak or lame.

Dolphinately chillin

Wordzilla bro, same here

That’s a Wordzilla for sure! I feel it.

Wordzilla.

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Baby back bitch

One who has reached the higest volume of weak ass pussy.

Scaredy cat who ain’t gon git lest y’all tell him he’s a bitch

Wow, what has made you turn into such a baby back bitch? It’s not even scary. !

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Crnkn dnkn

Turnt up the dank; makin dankn a bit more dank

Bro, yo, this show just started crnkn it’s own dnkn!
I mean everything is getting gnar bro, this shits crnkn dnkn

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 10, 2022