Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist. 2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes. 3. An expert at bluffing.

1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist." 2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist." 3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."

by Curtis Meyer March 10, 2008

Sincerious

Having genuine sincerity (Comes from "serious" and "sincere") (Created by rapper Mos Def)

I told her I was sincerious in my apology.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Miniscopic

Small, to the point of near invisibility; The opposite of "ginormous."(Comes from "miniscule" and "microscopic")

"She told me last night that my chances of getting her phone number were miniscopic."

by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008

Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females. 2. A heterosexual male. 3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Ragnarok

1. In Norse mythology, the final destruction of the gods in a great battle against the forces of evil, after which a new world will arise. 2. A sexual move consisting of the action of orally pleasing a woman while similtaneously moving one's index and middle fingers palms up against the inside of her vagina; -inf; -ed

She specifically that he give her Ragnarok, and he Ragnaroked her in reply.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer July 23, 2008