Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

thieving bastard

a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self

where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!

by D nards September 04, 2011

queef toaster

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

by D nards September 04, 2011