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Albino Rhino

A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes

Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship Dude 2: Dude, me too! Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!

by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 06, 2010