A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.
Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.
"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"
"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"