Country Dictionary

drag strip

Slang: Brown strip of poo in underware.

As Benny bends over in the morning for his morning paper in front of his college roommates: "Gross! Benny has drag strips!"

mater

Mater Pronounced: maiter. Redneck for Tomato.

I like fried, green maters on ma hog jowl samich ( I like to fried, green tomato on my hog jow sandwich).

Push Me Pull You

1. Fictional Animal in the original Dr. Doolittle. 2. Bisexual human.

Is that a push me pull you? You pushed me. Let me pull you!

momo

Religous Slur for members of the LDS Church. AKA Mormons

Is he going to the orgy? No, he is a MoMo

macau

Southern U.S. Accent Pronounciation: macau. Standard American English: My cow.

Macau et ma carn (My cow ate my corn) Billy Bob, did ya still macau? (William Robert, did you steal my cow?)