A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay
Any form of annoying little man that likes to steal your pants, and swim to Tokyo
"Hi, Jemoses"
Small-time theft. I.E: the theft of hats, or other small-time items.
He gleeped that man's hat.
See Gleep See Norp Essentially, the theft of pornographic materials.
"Ahh, time for a bit of Gleep Norp, hmm?"
One of the best tasting Energy drinks around. A fizzy, light drink, it tastes like....something? Very good, and has a tall and thin can.
"I bought another 10 cans of Energy"