Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

yellow porn

Pornography featuring golden showers.

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't watch yellow porn!

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003

yellow porn

Pornography featuring golden showers}

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't read yellow porn!

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003

hangover

When a girl wears jeans that are way too tight for her, and the flab around her hips HANGS OVER the top of her jeans.

Dude, did you see that? That girl had a huge hangover.

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003

Grand Wizzard Theodore

Legendary inventor of the scratch. The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.

Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.

by DJ Conan April 12, 2004

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit." ("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003

Turntablist

1) one who has the ability to improvise on a phonograph turntable 2) "one who uses the turntable in the spirit of a musical instrument" (Dj Babu) 3) a musician; a hip-hop disc jockey who in a live/spontaeneous situation can manipulate or restructure an existing phonograph recording (in combination with an audio mixer) to produce or express a new composition that is unrecognizable from its original ingredients.

A turntablist speaks with his hands.

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003

pipe them briefs

To have sex with someone. (Usually not used in the presence of the person it refers to)

So, did you pipe them briefs last night?

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003