A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mis-spelling or mistake, esp. When using a keyboard. Happens a damn sight more often if you have really fat fingers.
Danny_0198: "Hlep me! my huose is o nfire!" Elitist_cracker_1: "Fuck you, n00b, write properly. i don't consort with idiots who make typos." Elitist_cracker_1 has signed off. Danny_0198:...
1) Popular movie star, who became famous with rambo. 2) (to pull a) To sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and cocklash them vigorously, causing surprise.
"Burt was so drunk, it was easy to pull a Stallone on him"
1) a person who is sulking, with an edge towards aggresion. 2) a way of telling someone (esp. a partner) that they are being both snotty and grouchy, without being attacked by them. Generally said with bottom lip out and in a babyish voice Snotty + Grouchy = Snouchy
1) Guy #1: "Arrgh! You just poked me in the fucking eye!" Guy #2: "Stop being such a Snouchy Cunt." 2) Guy: "You fucking Kobold! I am SO pissed off! I'm going to go and sulk like a jerk." Girl: "Aw, baby, are you being a wittle bit snouchy? Come here for snuggles." Guy: "Oh, darling you really are so vomit-inducingly cute. Here, let me stop sulking and give you some oral pleasure."
1)Cut wood for building/burning. 2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire" "Mate got any skag?" "Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
the thing that gets between a man and what he wants.
"come here, bitch!" "but it's my first time!" "...hymen"
To masturbate furiously. So hard, in fact, that it makes a wet "fap" noise repeatedly. the double "p" in this word is because it is the abbreviated version of "Fapping".
John: eww! what are you doing!!? Jake: (fapfapfapfapfap) hey man! everybody fapps! John: let go of my cat!
abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either a) your computer crashes, or b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.
Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?" You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95! (OATM)