A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.
Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"
Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)