Country Dictionary

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?" Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

EVS

Acronym for Exhaustingly Vigorous Sex.

Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS." Ivan: "Sucks bro" Boston: Had EVS last night" Cole: "cap."

ass smacked

Mispronunciation of "a snack"

Mac: "I'm going to get a snack" Maggie: "Ass smacked?" Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'" Maggie: "oh"