A fork of Rural Dictionary
Word used by tramps, literally translated into THE queens English as'I Have NO IDEA!'
Da Gaz: Why arn't you on income support? Tramp: Uh, Flabergushta!
Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it! Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.
Would 1 like to come to tea? We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)
Money given to people without work that DO posess a house. This therefore means tramps are NOT on income support. It is meant to be spent on food and clothing, but an ACTUAL SIENTIFIC STUDY shows that 73% of people on income support buy cigerettes. (No offence if you don't!) NB) NO offence was meant with this definition.
Income Support Guy: 10 Malbero's, please. Cashier: That will be £2.71 then sir. Income Support Guy: Erm, *fiddles around in pocket* just take it outa ma book! *Produces income support book*