Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

a-meg

to do a meg is to do something incredibly blond.

obama is the first black candidate for priminister of america' turn left at the end of the road' (then turns right)omg, what a-meg

by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010

wigger

a white man that acts and thinks he is black, when in actual fact he has a tiny penis and really should be locked up, so he hangs with black people to try and fit in because he has been rejected from his own kind

omg that guy is such a wigger

by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010

LMSOO

L- laughing M- my S- sexual O- organs O- off

OMG LMSOO that was soo funny i laughed so hard i LMSOO

by Da Scrummage King April 28, 2010

mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health

omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush

by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010

cabbaged

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools

dude! i've been cabbaged

by Da Scrummage King May 07, 2010

Da Scrummage King

The name given to an increadibally powerful rugby player. This is the name given to a person only if they are amazing at rugby, built, funny and a hit with the laydies. usually a male is given this name as women are unable to have such power or be a king

I am DSK, fear me !!! OMG its Da Scrummage King

by Da Scrummage King April 28, 2010

iWank

when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn

ong thats not an ipod, thats an iwank!!!

by Da Scrummage King April 21, 2010