Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

LGKSA

Lets Go Kick Some Ass, Normally used in online gaming to rally team-mates at the start of a round or assault.

Da_Zeg: Right guys, straight down the middle AGB Necromancer: Sure thing LGKSA

by Da Zeg April 06, 2005

eng-ger-land

What those stupid twats south of the border call their country. Some how the fags managed to get 3 syllables out of England, probably because they feel that it makes the shitehole sound more important. Usually chanted in a triad of stupidity.

Wank :"Eng-ger-land,Eng-ger-land,Eng-ger-land" Good-Guy:"Scoatland aw the way ya bunch a fannies"

by Da Zeg March 03, 2005

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 08, 2005

burnout

Next-day after curry anal effects on someone not used to spicy food. It burns as it comes out

Shouldn't have had the vindaloo last night had a burnout this morning

by Da Zeg January 08, 2005

buccy

Ned slang for the jakey stigmatised beverage Buckfast. A "tonic wine" only ever drank by Neds who think it makes them solid or more mature alcoholics who cannot afford real booze

Haw you ya bass gie me buccy or ah'l knock fuck oot ae yae

by Da Zeg January 08, 2005

parents

The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?". They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure. Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.

My parents ruined my life. When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.

by Da Zeg February 28, 2005

peeshed

ad.Severley intoxicated n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s) v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed On the Peesh -> Getting drunk

He was well peeshed Ah went tae the Affy and goat ma peesh You peeshing tonight? We're on the Peesh

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005