Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)

Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Mack

A Great Human Being, He Has Great Sence Of Humor, Is Very Supportive, And Helps You With Your Problems. Is Also Very Crack In Video Games(Especially apex). Sadly Has A Big Booty Latino Female Addiction.

Person 1: Omg did you see mack, he is so sexy without his cap Person 2: Ikr, I will bang him any day of the week!

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Felix

A person who has no fucking idea what people around him are talking about but he tries to make a serious face and act like he knows it all, also has no fucking style and wears Jeans and a fucking sweater who has seen more then Felix himself

Person 1: Did you know Maya is dating Felix? Person 2: ain't no way, he is a social reject

by Daddy DenPi April 08, 2022

Woman

Time=Money, so Money+Money=Money² (Woman=Money+Time)=Money² Problems=Money, and since we have Money² Money²=Problems², so Woman=Problems²

Person 1: Omg my GirlFriend is so annoying Person 2: Calculations don't lie, Woman are tough to be with.

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin

Person 1: wanna play the muffin game? Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022