A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big red juicy dick slap to the tounge, its also green with a hint of gay.
Jimmy, you were a failed abortion so your parents (who are now dead) sold you to us as our sex slave.
So drink up your Pineapple juice
The clappy slappy is a big red juicy dick slap do the eyes
Clappy slappy, you are a failed abortion so your parents sold you to us as a sex slave. Now let me get my dildo belt