Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lil Joey Burley

A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.

Bro Henry Cejudo is a lil Joey burley, fuck that guy.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Bawt

Otherwise known as Owat (pronounced Ought), this is a replacement for yes.

Person: Do you love The Shining? Me: Bawt

Yompawt Pompawt

The second worst smell that’s ever graced us with its presence. If you would like a whiff of it, go smell a spit valve on a retards trumpet.

Lord please help me, Tom Selleck’s balls reek of yompawt pompawt, if I have to smell them again I might shrivel up and die.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023

Tooth

Someone that gives you a headache just thinking about them. Talking to them brings you the same amount of pain as having an infected rotten tooth in your mouth.

Dude I don't give a damn about his music, Kanye West is a tooth.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

SS Minnow

A shit stain, usually found in underwear or if your feeling kinky, in your pants.

Omg, did you see the SS Minnow on Ray Whittaker’s pants.

Nyusterd

A top 3 worst smell that will always make you sick to your stomach. Smells so bad it can dry up a women’s ovary’s and shrink a man’s balls. The worst smell known to man some say.

Omg Brad Pitts balls reek of nyusterd

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023