A fork of Rural Dictionary
As Humpty Hump said in "The Humpty Dance", "I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid" The verb "lupid" actually means to smoke marijuana and drink excessive alcohol.
After a night of over indulgence of drink and herb Jim said, "Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped" Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter" Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"
the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole
While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.
Not quite a testicle, yet not quite busting a nut
What the hell is a busticle?
The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."
1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!! 2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.
A large pickle, approximately seventeen to twenty-two inches in length
Wow, that's the largest scianna I've ever seen, do you have more where that came from.
The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.
The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.
Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?" Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is." Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?" Dan: "Naw, billdo."