A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fucking up while drunk, stoned or otherwise out of control due to intoxicants, uppers, downers or whatever'rs.
Dude, I really going for it tonight. If I start sheening please drag me out before I get my ass kicked or busted.
Something one needs to mess around with to get to work properly, each time, is futtzy. Something not precisely simple or un-complex, something not plug-n-play, is futtzy. Something requiring multiple steps completed in specific order and requiring a large chunk of ones attention, usually diverted from another concurrent task, for proper operation, is futtzy.
I love my new phone with navigation, I just type in an address and it voice prompts me over my car audio system, interrupting my streaming music as needed so it aint futtzy at all!