A fork of Rural Dictionary
I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.
Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.
When you see a person walking toward you from a distance who is either your friend or thinks you actually want to hear thier opinion about EVERYTHING; You can't ignore them so you have to stop and chat with that person for a short period of time or else a serious argument will occur on a later date.
Damn, I got caught in a stopn' chat with that slut Lisa yesterday, she thinks I like her. I had to or else she'd bitch my ear off later.
I man or woman who is unusually obese, mildly to untolerably mentally retarded,and has extremely lethargic, sloth-like reflexes.
Did you see Nick yesterday, he is such a huge maschiff!