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poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.

Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!

by Dane Hansen August 10, 2011

corked out

Mentally handicapped, Down Syndrome

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.

by Dane Hansen October 24, 2016

wagon wheel

When a group of gentleman arrange in a circle, and gingerly touch the tips of their peni. It’s not gay, just more like a special handshake or an expression of joy.

Good job on securing that recent win, chum! Shall we celebrate by forming a wagon wheel?”

by Dane Hansen August 07, 2012

temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!

by Dane Hansen August 10, 2011

boznutz

When you party balls to the wall, with no regard to your personal safety or the safety of others.

Nate sure likes to go boznutz. You can tell by all the tattoos on his face.

by Dane Hansen March 24, 2020