A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
In one Rob Van Dam match:
JR: "Van Dam has a very unorthodox offence."
JR: "RVD with his unorthodox style..."
JR: "Van Dam is very unorthodox."
JR: "Van Dam with an unorthodox kick."
JR: "Van Dam's unorthodox style takes people by surprise."
JR: "Van Dam is about as unorthodox, as unusual, as hard
to figure out as I’ve ever seen."
JR: "We're going to see the unorthodox Rob Van Dam take on the Man Beast, Rhyno right here, folks."
Wrestling style in which is methodical and very boring while trying to disguise itself as "old school wrestling."
Examples: Triple H, The Undertaker.
JR: Chris Benoit could move up the ranks of WWE once he learns the WWE style.
"I'm skinny as fuck."
"No, as that picture shows here, here, and here, you are fat, Justin Sane."
A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.
Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."
One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).
JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"
*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."
A wacky name for Booker T or the Undertaker created by Jim Ross.
JR: "Booger Red on the offense!"
Lawler: "Can I ask you one question real quick? What in the heck is a Booger Red?"
JR: "I'll tell you tomorrow."