Country Dictionary

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

something that is worn by dani and dani only

I want Dani's mest vest!

Dani sized

Dani is small therefore Dani sized things are small

That noise in Law & Order.

*Jerry Orbach delivers witty line* CHUNG CHUNG!

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

Abbreviation for the TV show title "Veronica Mars" - VM.

Girl 1: "Did you catch VM last night?" Girl 2: "Yeah, Logan is such a sweety"

v. (1970's, US Black) to beat savagely about the head. (abbr. croak)

Jon decided to raok Bob for stealing cupcake, though it simply made him look barbaric.