A fork of Rural Dictionary
a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person. also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
in dialogue at a hardware store: customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?" assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
Something or someone that is `Jamie-like'.
That guy sitting over there eating jam is so gee!