A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) Very good movie starring Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thorton. Directed by Sam Raimi, who would later direct "Spider-Man". 2) Mediocre pop rock band made up of twenty-somethings that sings about how mean their parents are. I don't trust any band with a demographic 10 years younger than they are.
1) Lou Chambers: What you gonna buy, Jakey boy? Jacob Mitchell: I'm gonna buy me a truck. Lou Chambers: No, fuck that. Get something classy -- Trans-Am! Jacob Mitchell: Yeah, in my wildest fuckin' dreams a Trans-Am! 2) "My dad hates me! (Sobs)"
Brandy is a famous black woman who tragically suffers from Nassitall. As Bill Bellamy once said, "Where's the booty?"
A terrorist who attempts to harm American citizens and soldiers, much like Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and the Confederate Army.
I chuckle when people with Rebel Flags on their pickup trucks talk about how evil Bin Laden is.
to mess something up. A reference to the 2003 film "The Matrix: Revolutions", seen by all as a complete letdown to the previous two. Also known as "Phantom Menaced" and "Godfather Threed"
"Dude...you really Matrix Revolutioned that book report."
Mesh-netted baseball caps, originally worn by truckers in the late 1970s, made popular in 2003 by Ashton Kutcher. Popular in the closet of a metrosexual.
"Hey guys...like my new John Deere trucker hat? It was only 45 bucks at American Eagle!" "Piss off."
a white girl that lies about being Spanish
Christina Aguilera isn't latina...she's latinot.