A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.
I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!
A vernacular term for the Catholic style cross that is often hung the wall of a home. This term is tenuously Yiddish in derivation.
I had trouble sleeping over Chris' house because the Jesus on the Yoizel hanging over my bed was staring right at me.
Somebody who is from Maine and who drives as thoughtlessly and rudely as a Masshole while venturing in another New England state.
Those god damn inbred Maineholes don't even know what the term right of way means.
1) The dude with no teeth, plaid shirt, and a '78 pickup that rich New Yorkers have the misfortune of occasionally encountering en route to their posh ski home in Vermont. 2) A native Vermonter
"Mummy, I don't think those wooders should be allowed near the ski mountain"
The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.
Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.
The pureblooded British population.
"The Yellowteeth produce some of the ugliest girls but also some of the best beer, music and automobiles. Where do they get their inspiration?"