Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 05, 2005

Yoizel

A vernacular term for the Catholic style cross that is often hung the wall of a home. This term is tenuously Yiddish in derivation.

I had trouble sleeping over Chris' house because the Jesus on the Yoizel hanging over my bed was staring right at me.

by Danny SS August 05, 2005

Mainehole

Somebody who is from Maine and who drives as thoughtlessly and rudely as a Masshole while venturing in another New England state.

Those god damn inbred Maineholes don't even know what the term right of way means.

by Danny SS August 07, 2005

wooder

1) The dude with no teeth, plaid shirt, and a '78 pickup that rich New Yorkers have the misfortune of occasionally encountering en route to their posh ski home in Vermont. 2) A native Vermonter

"Mummy, I don't think those wooders should be allowed near the ski mountain"

by Danny SS August 07, 2005

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 05, 2005

Yellowteeth

The pureblooded British population.

"The Yellowteeth produce some of the ugliest girls but also some of the best beer, music and automobiles. Where do they get their inspiration?"

by Danny SS August 07, 2005

Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me. Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

by Danny SS August 05, 2005