A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where they package your hopes and dreams into shitty food and sell them for $2.99
Person #1: I can’t believe McDonalds made me get fat! Person #2: Yeah, it’s totally alllll their fault. Person #1: I know! I’ll sue them!
Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?
“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”
Jasper: what’s up Ben: I stole some skittles Jasper: Gimme Gimme