Country Dictionary

Full Bag of Crazy

An ex-girlfriend that exhibits signs of clinging, late night drivebys, rumor-spreading.

As Sarah would say, "That chick is a full bag of crazy!".

full bag of crazy

An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught. Not once, but twice.

That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.

Dark Star

The elite of Portland strippers. Walks in, tears up the joint, and leaves with dollar bills flying everywhere. Men and women are genuinely intrigued by Dark Star. She is a mystery. Mango style.

I was so bummed when Dark Star left. And broke.

Snutt

When you sneeze and bust a nutt

Man me and my girl were gettin it in and then I sneezed and nutted on her back! Hence the combo word snutt

Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!