A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re so emotional, you whip your dick out and blow it in the ocean.
Man: I’m so emotional today, I feel like driving to the ocean, pulling out my average size penis and blowing it in the ocean. I wish I had a name for what I’m feeling….Eblowtional!
During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck? Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now. Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!