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A 13 year old, in their mother's basement writing sonic fan fiction.

Jimmy's cooking up another Sonic fan fiction, i wonder what it is...

when your pp so smoll you imagination grows 20 tetrameters.

Jimmy has a smoll pp big imagination.

Don't play hooky! is a term used by Mr. Krabs in the season 1 episode Hooky.

Jimmy plays Hooky, his ass crack is revealing.

Gadgets that where on windows vista and windows 7, but discontinued. (windows vista gadgets)

Jimmy got some gadgets, windows vista gadgets you suppose

EB GAMES is the Canadian gamestop

Jimmy went to EB GAMES, and hes stuck in canada

If you though the PS3 was expensive at launch think again, the playstation 5s expensive (until a price drop)

Jimmy can't afford the playstation 5.

The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo

Jimmy's playing on the virtual boy, he's having a stroke and puking blood