A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.
“Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”
“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”
Slang term for taking a shit.
“I’m just going to take a Ronald Benold”, “wow, that Ronald Benold almost tore me apart”