A fork of Rural Dictionary
One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.
That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!
Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.
A scenic situation.
Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.
The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.
Scenic mofos.
One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.
Similar to wolf tickets.
Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.
A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.
GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.
A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.
Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.
Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.