A fork of Rural Dictionary
Briefly: Titty-fucking.
But the nuances are so much more. See example.
In full form:
"I can't believe I got a rockin' Grover Cleveland with a flaccid twee."
OR in abbreviated form:
"Grov 'er? I hardly know 'er!"
A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
An ambigous way to lead your friends to believe that you are in fact pulling ass.
My friend Danny, to me:
"Dude, I've been snazzin' with so many girls lately..."
Me:
"So what's that supposed to mean?"
Danny:
"Let your heart decide."