A fork of Rural Dictionary
To grab another male's genitalia and squeeze it, whilst yelling "Monkeee" at the top of your lungs. For details on doing this to a female, see the definition for CAMEL CLUTCH. A monkey bite that lasts over 1 second is called a MO-NKEY RONKEY.
Man, Jamey almost keeled over when Mark gave him that monkey bite! Poor Jamey, his nuts are in a wringer.
A Monkey Bite (look it up) performed on a female.
Man, she must really like that guy, b/c he just gave her a wicked camel clutch and she simply laughed. That, or she is laughing at the monkey bite that he received before he gave her the camel clutch.
The word describing a blackman in a racist term meaning all black people look like monkeys.
The "muzynek bambo" is now pronounced guilty.