Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kirk douglas

To be up by a stroke in golf.

Well I birdied and you saved par, so looks like im up by a kirk douglas

by Deeznuts June 28, 2007

facoste

A fake lacoste Shirt.
It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.

What a poser, wearing facoste's since he cant afford real lacoste'polo due to his overexpensive car.

by Deeznuts June 23, 2005

chup

To chill and hang out at the same time.

Also a form of greeting to someone you associate with who has already chupped with you.

The art of the chup would be know as chuppin

Yo B wanna chup tonight?
yeah ill meet you at the spot son,,,,

(walking down the street, seeing someone you know nod your head and say "chup!"

response "chup"

by Deeznuts May 30, 2007

fluffle-stixs

When pubic hair becomes hard and almost brittle when semen dries on it.

I didnt have a towel and now I have fluffle-stixs

by Deeznuts December 10, 2004

thunder jammer

While performing the sacred art of the one legger from behind, one can pause, look, and appreciate the ASSets in front of you as you begin to wail on the cheeks as if they were speed punching bags at your local gym.

Yo B! check out the badonkadaonk on that filth, id give my left nut to giver her the thunder jammer.

by Deeznuts May 12, 2006

Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers

He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice

by Deeznuts December 19, 2016

fierce

Anything and everything can be fierce whether its positive or negative.

Its also a poker game

Its the 2nd F word.

ex: Those shoes are fierce!
ex: yuck, this burger's fierce.
ex: did you see that?, fierce!
ex: (inconversation) "whats wrong?"
"I forgot my wallet at home". "aww,,,fierce dude"

by Deeznuts December 10, 2004