A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!” Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!” Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night” Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”