Country Dictionary

secks act - involving putting a womens legs up by her ears so you can rang-slam her b-hole

I gave yo mama the old riki-tiki lass night

tha bafroom - where I make poopoo

I went to the b0rkatron to make.

used in place of that four letter word for excrement

You betta' cut that shiznizit before I ponk a yammy on yo abba

A funk so foul it curls the the hair on your toes.

Yo mama got shtank punanny so bad that last night when I was givin' her the riki-tiki I passed out into her b-hole

the act of picking a pocket

GIve 'em the old bump n scootch

cellular telephone

Catch you on the fling-flong

v. To hit with something, throw something at, or shoot.

Dat Boy done ponk a yammy wit me for the last time.