A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. clipped from assbolism. The painful gas bubble formed by forcing air through the anal sphincter. A reverse fart.
I'm going to give you an ass-bo if you don't lighten up!
Joanna's ass-bo was excruciatingly painful.
Adjective. The state of being a dramatic penis: flammable and inflammable, and custard-like at the same time. The anti-Fonz. Douchey.
I thought Wayne was more of a metaphysical turducken – moody and hard to understand – but he really is rather flaunne, instead. Just look at his hair.
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.