Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Swaddle

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

by Definitely not Gooch February 05, 2019

Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.

In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!

by Definitely not Gooch March 08, 2023

Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once! Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once! Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

Yuys

A Buffalo NY based abbreviation of the phrase "you guys". The phrase is generally accepted to have started as a rebellion against the term yinz, as it didn't make logical sense to the Pittsburgh neighbors.

What are yuys doing tonight? Yuys hear that they cut Moorman?

by Definitely not Gooch October 15, 2012

Snack Pack

A man (any race) who gets bummed by other men without any sexual favors in return. Generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).

Jared is a total snack pack. He had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his ass. They left his pudding hole as a snack pack.

by Definitely not Gooch April 14, 2013

Ascher Effect

When you touch a cold part of your body with a warm part of your body and you have to focus to feel one sensation or the other.

I warmed my cold hand on my warm leg. I experienced the Ascher Effect by focusing on feeling both the warming and the cooling.

by Definitely not Gooch May 25, 2023