A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pathetic wanna-be posers who cling to everything cool and suck the lifeblood from it and then move onto the next fad or craze after the head trendy declares it uncool. If it's a show or movie they'll keep quoting lines from it. If it's a song they will play it over and over again a zilion times a day.
Napoleon Dynamite and Dave Chapelle were cool until the trendys got hold of it.
A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.
Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do? Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.
An extremely fat chick.
She is quite a heavy hauler, That chick is fat as hell.
An excuse used by parents for failing to discipline their kid and as a result creating an obnoxious, hyperactive, spoiled brat in severe need of a boot in the ass. Also a bullshit diagnosis given by child psychiatrists to prescribe pills for the kid because more than likely they're getting a kickback from the pharmaceuticals company.
Soccermom: My little Timmy has ADD. DennisIsEvil: No he doesn't, he just needs a good boot in the ass.
Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes
Crocs are shoes for people with no taste
A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.
15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.
Someone at work who saves all the good or easy jobs for himself and his buddies. Also applies to an athlete who only plays when he feels like it or when he can come in and take all the glory for himself.
Damn Jeff is such a cherry picker. He took the easy job and dumped all the grunt work off on us.