A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.
Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!
Cartoon poontang. Olive Oyl. Minnie Mouse. Smurfette. Mrs. Bumstead. Lucy on Charlie brown is not, though.
Gilbert: Man, that Popeye be hittin' some fuuuuugly toonpang! Why does Bluto even bother to fight him over -that- ??
Poindexter: Well, that's more than I'm getting! Let's play some more video games!
A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"