Country Dictionary

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.

Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!

visulatto- see you later

haha good game, visulatto

Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...

"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"

TGDH- Totally goddamned horny

Night shift giving morning wood twice a day, got me TGDH..

Old lady with Corn-Dog shaped boobs...

"Damn Yo! Them some mean ol snaggleboobies!"

Candy Hug- A quick embrace that lifts your whole day

She came in out of nowhere and gave me a candy hug, really made my whole day..

Someone who always requires a lie to get what they want.

just like a crybaby, just to get what he wanted he had to be a liebaby